I'm getting quite worried about my comrade and mentor Fidel the Pig, last seen in this catwalk shoot from June 2006. Rumours abound -- kidnapped by Jebediah the Giraffe, deposed by his supposed brother Raul the Rhino, or worse still trapped in a dark corner of a Darlington share house.
The guilty parties know who they are and will be punished -- Socialismo o muerte!!
In the mean time I shall send oil to comfort his grieving people: cold-pressed extra virgin is a righteous step in the path to true socialism!
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