The Rake's Progress, or Rosemary is for Remembrance

That's my entree, and I'm sticking to it!

To err is human: Panoramic facial hair

I believe it was Mahatma Gandhi who suggested that Western civilisation would be a very good idea.

In vino veritas, or GCG

16.2% alc/vol
9.6 standard drinks
Preservative 220 added
Backstory:

Stuffed chicken makeover

Rodney before:Rodney after:
Q.E.D.

Arte in cucina, or move over Wallace Stevens

Sunday morning by Claire.

Me and my tarts

(my tarts and I?)
Shortcrust pastry:
One part butter, two parts flour, a dash of water.
Roll and cut out bases with a schooner glass, press into the bottom of a muffin tin, bake blind for ten minutes before adding filling.
Fillings:
Spanish onion and artichoke hearts: chop and soften in frying pan.
Beetroot and kumera: slice finely and microwave for five minutes.
Top base with filling, then a teaspoon of beaten egg.
Bake c.10 minutes at 180C, or until nicely browned.
Consume while looking wistfully into the bottom of a plastic champagne glass, and if the beetroot gets messy call a laundress.