Wednesday 1 April 2009

Can vacuity be prosecuted as a war crime?

or someone please, please tell me this is an April Fool's joke!

I'm not sure what I was thinking, clicking during an unusually protracted bout of procrastination on this article about somebody called Miss Universe visiting Guantánamo Bay. A well-meaning protest attempt, perhaps, like the people they get to do anti-fur demonstrations at fashion shows, or former heart-throbs willing to place the rights of cute animals several pegs above those of immigrants?

It would appear not.

"We also met the military dogs, and they did a very nice demonstration of their skills. All the guys from the army were amazing with us."

Waterboarding is the hip new way to lose weight. You read it here first.

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