Thursday, 1 May 2008

Workers of the World Unite!


(Or from Red Square hopefully not to Green Square)

Fraternal May Day greetings, O human subalterns.

Someone needs to work I suppose, but quite frankly I'm quite happy to live off your toils and spout rhetoric from my armchair. Though the armchair situation is getting dire: I'm doing my best to found a viable microstate and establish diplomatic relations with like-minded life forms, the worthless human still hasn't managed to find a corner of Sydney real estate to occupy. Sigh. Who says capitalism works?

On that note, may I once again enquire as to the whereabouts of Fidel the Pig?

That will be all for today, comrades.

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