A Hippo's Château is his, well, Château

DON'T MESS WITH HORACE!

Modern Times, Religion and Parking Fines

Reserved for Bowler Hats and Walking Sticks

I've been resting

in the handkerchief pocket of the cream, the white, the off-white, the ivory or the beige, no less.

I faithfully promise that this is the closest this blog will ever come to talking about cricket.